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I am a college student who loves art, music, literature, science, and cultures. Except for L. casei. L. casei's a bitch.


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  1.   bearjazzsa:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

We tried mating with others, but we were sterile.
Now we reproduce asexually via mitosis and we’re having a serious existential crisis as to which one of us is the original.

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    bearjazzsa:

    sharkchunks:

    fennecwolfox:

    oeste:

    misterhippity:

    I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

    So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

    i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

    so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

    I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

    Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

    I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

    Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

    We tried mating with others, but we were sterile.

    Now we reproduce asexually via mitosis and we’re having a serious existential crisis as to which one of us is the original.

    (via faircommentfuckoff)

    Source: misterhippity

  2.  

    mxtori:

    businessinsider:

    7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

    Click here to find out why these questions help you.

    This is so important!

    I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

    Don’t be me.

    @laqfors

    (via contaminatship)

    Source: businessinsider

  3.  
    Game of Thrones Season 4 Promo Posters
    [ Arya, Daenerys, Jon, Sansa ]

    (via fezzesandspoilers)

    Source: noblefighter

  4.  

    howtocarveroastunicorn:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    How October Jones Passes Time on the Train


    Related: Subway Snapchat Art

    This is really great!

    (via sketchlock)

    Source: tastefullyoffensive

  5.  

    tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    DID YOU JUST PUT LADY GAGA LYRICS ON A GIF SET OF THRANDUIL

    (via i-aint-bovvered-deactivated2014)

    Source: haldlrs

  6.  

    johnstolesherlocksheart:

    all the bad people in sherlock have names that start with m

    mary

    moriarty

    magnussen

    (via sherleck)

    Source: johnstolesherlocksheart

  7.  

    dduane:

    itshazel-belle:

    candycoateddoom:

    returnedfromthesunlesscountry:

    blackcatula:

    supaslim:

    WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.

    Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.

    The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.

    YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.

    Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.

    You can learn more about it here.

    We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.

    Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

    Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.

    I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.

    Snopes Confirms

    I got an e-mail from my dad about this.

    Mandatory reblog.

    Signal boost.

    (via geothebio)

    Source: supaslim

  8.  

    do-not-feed-the-animal:

    majesticthoriness787:

    majestickyle77:

    Thorin Oakenshield Wood Carving

    this is simply AMAZING!

    WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE SIXTY THREE NOTES

    (via geothebio)

    Source: majestickyle77

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    (via tegansenpai)

    Source: fassyy

  10.   mollyhiddlestheavenger:

Never forget

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    mollyhiddlestheavenger:

    Never forget

    Source: profmth